Arc 7

We Are Gay (oh shit Shrill)

Gaia: There was forty of them! Forty of them, Jack! Did you see that!

Aeriye: We had to swim through them!

Gaia: It was impossible!

* Aeriye changes slides*

Gaia: He wronged, everyone but YOU! It's literally so unfair! You only like him because you didn't get your shit stolen! Did you know how much- How long! that was a full like-! 2 months. 2 years! That was like a full like, eight months! Eight months-!

Ashaya: Wait was it?

Gaia: It was. Till we got all our shit back! Fully! COMPLETELY! Like literally! *sigh*... and he literally has no fucking dick and-! His dick energy. It's like a PRUNE! Disgusting! You like- he like- *stressed sigh* Disgusting. I'm. Throwing Up. I'm personally-

Aeriye: Y'all make me sick!

Gaia: Y'all make me. SICK!...disGOSTin. With how you-! UGH!

Gaia: And then-! There's so many fish in the sea, THAT AREN'T WAR CRIMINALS!... WAR CRIMINALS!

* slide changes*

Gaia: You're being-... You're being a really straight gay right now.